Digs and Insults
Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
The only thing wrong with a beautiful drive to work is that you still end up at work.
I'm a corporate executive --
I keep things from happening.
A Missouri shopping center (heard at a conference)
Pickups backed up to highway
Montanna had a beauty contest and nobody won (North Dakota joke)
If Clinton is the answer, it was a stupid question.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Employ teenagers - while they know everything.
He has stomach problems - No guts!
always there from 8:00-5:00 but nothing else
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.
Some people bring happiness wherever they go
Other's bring happiness whenever they go
Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge -
others merely gargle.
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just don't have film.
I'd love to help you out.
Which way did you come in?
Are you here to help solve my problems
or are you one of them?
Everybody makes mistakes but me and you
and lately I've begun to wonder about you!
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
It may be a new experience.
Mistakes will happen.
But why do you have to give them so much help?