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Tech Support in the Old Days

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

Groog (tech support): This fire help. Me Groog.

Lorto: Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

Groog: You have flint and stone?

Lorto: Ugh.

Groog: You hit them together?

Lorto: Ugh.

Groog: What happen?

Lorto: Fire not work.

Groog: (sigh) Make spark?

Lorto: No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

Groog: *sigh* You change rock?

Lorto: I change nothing.

Groog: You sure?

Lorto: Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

Groog: *Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

Craig Nansen, Minot Public Schools Technology Coordinator <craig.nansen@sendit.nodak.edu>