- His e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
- He connects to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
- His laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
- The value of his truck doubled by installing a cellular phone.
- His baseball cap says "DEC" instead of "CAT"
- His computer is worth more than all his cars combined
- He uses a CD-ROM as a coaster to set his beer on
- Refers to his computer as "Ole Bessy"
- His screen saver is a bitmap image of his favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
- Starts all e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"
- The bumper sticker on his truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
- The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
- The keyboard is camouflaged.
- There is a Skoal can in the cd-rom drive.
- There is a gun rack is mounted on the CPU.
- The password is, "Bubba."
- The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
- Nothing on this line but the number 7 (to prove that I ain't noredneck).
- Windows 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
- Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.
- The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read toofast.
- The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed inthem.
- The Netscape bookmarks have Ford Pickup and Old Milwaukeelinks.
- Jeff Foxworthy startup screen.
- The monitor is up on blocks.
- Seven blue tick hounds under the desk.
- Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
- The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty withDueling Banjos playing in the background.
- The six front keys have rotted out.
- John Deere pocket protectors.
"High Tech Redneck"
Ways to tell if a redneck is working at a computer in your office