- Can't stick their heads out of windows '95.
- Fetch command not available on all platforms.
- Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to the side.
- Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
- Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "you've got mail".
- Fire hydrant simply frustrating.
- Involuntary tail wagging is dead give away that they're browsing www.doghouse.com instead of working.
- Keep bruising noses trying to catch the animated frisbee.
- Not at all fooled by Chuck Wagon screen saver.
- Still trying to come up with an emoticon :-) that signifies tail wagging.
- Oh, but they will ..... with the introduction of bark (voice) recognition.
- Three words: carple paw syndrome
- 'cause dogs aint geeks! now cats on the other hand...
- Barking in next cube keeps activating your voice recognition software.
- SniffU-sniffme still in beta test.
- Sit and stay were hard enough, FTP and Telnet are out of the question!
- Saliva-coated mouse gets awfully hard to maneuver.
- Annoyed by lack of news group, alt.pictures.masters.leg
- Butt sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
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Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers