- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
- A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
- A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- ...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
- 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
- Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
- The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
- The name is Baud......, James Baud.
- Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
- Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
- If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
- Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
- Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
- Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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