Top Ten Reasons to Become a Teacher
- Might have to work for a living otherwise.
- Spend leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover strength for a new year.
- Attempt to discipline tomorrow's leaders today.
- Joyfully implement wise policies of marvelous administrators, earning thanks of a grateful nation.
- Massive funding for classroom supplies.
- Free apples!
- Practice pedagogy without fear of arrest.
- Never a stressful moment.
- Know all the answers on the test.
- Big bucks!
Remember:
Those that can, teach.
Those that can't, do something far less important!