- Mother:
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" - Son:
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go." - Mother:
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." - Son:
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" - Mother:
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." - Son:
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school." - Mother:
"Well, for one, your 52 years old. And for another, you're the principal!
You're the Principal
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.