- Good Students always move away.
- New students always come from a school that didn't teach them anything.
- The most dingy room in the school is the teacher lounge
- The less time you have to make copies, the higher the chance of machine malfunction.
- A disaster always accurs when there are visitors or you are being observed.
- The problem child is a board members son or daughter.
- Good students are hard workers,
students doing poorly are blamed on the teacher - Clocks run faster during free time.
- The length of the faculty meeting will be directly poportional to how boring the subject is
- The time you take to explain something is inversely proportional to the information students retain.
- Open house night will fall on a night when you have something else that is very important to you
Murphy's Laws for Teachers